Santa ka padosi bhi ek sardar thha, ek din usne santa se pucha.
santa: “yaar, ye mobile mein sent message kya hota hai?”
santa uspar huste hue: “abe ja gonchu, tujhe itna bhi nahi pata, tujh jaisi logo ne sardaro ka nam kharab kar rakha hai”
sardar: “kyu yaar, kya hua?”
santa: “bevkoof, sent message ka matlab hota hai khusbhu wala message“