Santa Ek Din Banta Se Puchta Hai

Santa ek din banta se puchta hai. santa: “ek over mein kitni ball fenki jati hai?” banta: “6 ball” santa: “galat, ek over mein ek hi ball 6 baar fenki jati hai” beta kamyaab nahi, kabil bano

Santa Ek Din Banta Se Puchta Hai

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

aa hi gaya wo mujhko lahad mein utarne

आ ही गया वो मुझ को लहद में उतारने

aane wale jaane wale har zamane ke liye

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Santa Ek Din Banta Se Puchta Hai

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