Santa Called @ vodafone /airtel/relaince/idea

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Santa called @ vodafone /airtel/relaince/idea. care a girl picked up the phone girl: ..........customer care mein aapka swaagat hai santa:thank u girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu?? santa:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse?? girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai santa:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi? girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu santa:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar girl: not interested santa:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai?? santa:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai santa:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai girl shocked, santa rocked

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