Santa aapne dost (banta) se sharaab peekar baatein kar raha tha.
santa 4 peg pee kar bola: “yaar ek baat to badiya hui ki main india mein paida hua america mein nahi.”
banta: “yaar tu kya bol raha hai, agar america mein hota to kya ho jata?
santa: “tu bhi na……… mujhe english kaha aati hai yaar.”