Railway interview
interviewer - agar do gaadiyan ek
line pe aa gayi to kya karoge
santa - jee red light dikhaunga
interviewer - red light na ho to
santa - torch dekhaunga
interviewer - torch na ho to
santa - apni red shirt utaar kar
dikhaunga
interviewer - shirt bhi red na huyi
to
santa - fir m apne bua k ladke
papuu ko bulaunga
interviewer - wo kyu?
santa - jee usne kabhi traino ki
takkar nahi dekhi.