Ek din santa apne dost banta ko khushi se bata raha tha.
santa: “mere ghar mein mera hi hukam chalta hai, main kahta hun garam paani leke aao to meri biwi le aati hai”
banta: “garam paani hi kyun?”
santa: “arey, garam paani se bartan achhi tarha dhulte hai na“.