Ek Baar Sharabi Santa Ka Lun Facture Hone Par Ek Admi Use Hospital Le Gaya

Ek baar sharabi santa ka lun facture hone par ek admi use hospital le gaya, waha doctor ne pucha. doctor: “yeh kaise hua?” santa: “main usko jaan se maar dunga jisne diwaar par nangi ladki ki tasvir chipkai“ :d

Ek Baar Sharabi Santa Ka Lun Facture Hone Par Ek Admi Use Hospital Le Gaya

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

जब से ये इज्तिनाब है प्यारे

KHuda ki shan hum phir kucha-e-dildar mein aae

ख़ुदा की शान हम फिर कूचा-ए-दिलदार में आए

maut bhi humse KHafa ho jaise

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Ek Baar Sharabi Santa Ka Lun Facture Hone Par Ek Admi Use Hospital Le Gaya

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