Ek baar santa apni patni ke liye chappal lene market gaye. dukandaar ne pucha,
dukandaar: “aapko kis size ki chappal chahiye, bina size ke mein chappal kese dikhau?”
santa: “yaar wo to main bhool gaya hoon, aisa karo meri kamar pe nishan dekh ke andaza laga lo“.:d:d