"dosto aaye aaj main aapko santa ke pita ji se milwata hun, jinka naam hai "ghanta singh"."
santa ke daddy ji ke kisse pad ke aapko pata chal jayega ki hamare bechare santa ka koi dosh nahi hai jo vo esi harkate karta hai.
jaisa baap vesa beta to hoga hi na
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ek din santa ne bade dukhi mann se apne baap ko dukhda sunaya.
santa: “papa, mene biwi ko s.m.s kiya ke main aaj raat ko ghar pahunch jaunga”
ghanta singh: “firr??”
santa: “main ghar aaya to wo kisi aur ke sath bister pe thi”
ghanta singh kuch sochte hue: “beta, dil chhota na kar sms nahi mila hoga“