Banta bhaaga-bhaaga santa ke ghar aaya aur khushi se bola.
banta: “oye santa, aaj tv pe rakhi sawant, apne 38-inch ke balls dikhane wali hai”
santa udaas hokar bola: “achha, par main nahi dekh paunga”
banta: “kyu?”
santa: “mera tv to sirf 21-inch ka hai?“