Teacher:jo class mei sabse bada bewdkuf ho wo khade ho jao

Teacher:jo class mei sabse bada bewdkuf ho wo khade ho jao. thodi dair bad ek ladka khada ho jata hai. teacher:to tum mante ho ki tum sabse bewakuf ho ladka:nahi sir,aap akle bahut dair se kade hai isliye.......

Teacher:jo class mei sabse bada bewdkuf ho wo khade ho jao

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एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

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Teacher:jo class mei sabse bada bewdkuf ho wo khade ho jao

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