Sir: ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?
boy: main darakht per charhon ga
sir: ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?
boy: main pani mein kood jaun ga
sir: ager wo pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .
boy: ustad g.. sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…