Santa ne ek Ladki ko propose kiya

Santa ne ek ladki ko propose kiya.
Ladki boli “nahi mein tumse sadi nahi kar sakti”
Santa ne pucha “kyu tumne muje na kaha”
Ladki boli “mein tumse 1 saal badi hu”
Santa bola “oye no problem soniye, mein tumse agle saal sadi karuga bas.

Santa ne ek Ladki ko propose kiya

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

Santa ne ek Ladki ko propose kiya

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