Santa : Main Ek Larki Ko 5 Lack Rupees De Kar

Santa : main ek larki ko 5 lack rupees de kar, usse daily interest leta hu. . . tum log bhi aisa kro; bara maja aayega, . . . . . interest ka matlab byaaj . tum kya soch rhe the u dirty mind.

Santa : Main Ek Larki Ko 5 Lack Rupees De Kar

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

एक मंज़र भी न देखा गया मुझ से 'काविश'

jawab dene ki mohlat na mil saki hum ko

जवाब देने की मोहलत न मिल सकी हम को

lafz ki buhtat itni naqd o fan mein aa gai

लफ़्ज़ की बुहतात इतनी नक़्द ओ फ़न में आ गई

Santa : Main Ek Larki Ko 5 Lack Rupees De Kar

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