Santa ka ek dost bahut bade shopping maal mein salesman tha,
ek din santa ne usko bola.
santa: “yaar koi aisi scheme nahi hai,
jismein 5000 rs ki khareed par sex free ho?”
uska dost hairan hote hue santa se bola:
“abe tujhe nahi pata kya,
ye scheme to last month thi,
aur babhi ne to iska fayda pure 8 baar uthaya“