Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes

Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “ohh god! she smokes?” then she found wine, “o god! she drinks?” then he saw boy, “thank god@ to ye sab ess boy ka hai”

Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

रिश्तों की काएनात में सिमटी हुई हूँ मैं

sulagte dasht ka manzar hui hain

सुलगते दश्त का मंज़र हुई हैं

tasawwuraat mein dil ki uDan dekh zara

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Santa found cigarette in daughter’s room “Ohh God! She smokes

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