Pathan- Mai ullu kharedne gya pr Nhe khareed ska Major Rohail- kyu

Pathan- mai ullu kharedne gya pr nhe khareed ska major rohail- kyu? qeemat zeada thi? ullu psand nhe aya? pathan- ullu ne mre sath jane se inkar kr dya

Pathan- Mai ullu kharedne gya pr Nhe khareed ska Major Rohail- kyu

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

ro raha hun aaj main sare jahan ke samne

रो रहा हूँ आज मैं सारे जहाँ के सामने

sar jis pe na jhuk jae use dar nahin kahte

सर जिस पे न झुक जाए उसे दर नहीं कहते

agar dushman ki thoDi si marammat aur ho jati

Pathan- Mai ullu kharedne gya pr Nhe khareed ska Major Rohail- kyu

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