Muftimal baniya newspaper office gaya aur waha puchne laga.
muftimal: “mera chacha mar gaya hai, isko chhapne ke kya charges honge?”
agent: “50/- rupaye ek akshar ke”
muftimal: “oh bohat jyada hai, acha likho – chacha guzar gaye”
agent: “sir, ismein kam se kam 6 akshar aane hi chahiye”
muftimalkuch soch kar: “acha likho, chacha guzar gaye – maruti for sale“