Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai

Kya re! aasmani kabutar! apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, jaldi se 2-4 jakkas jokes ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

chandni raat mein har dard sanwar jata hai

chandni shab hai sitaron ki ridaen si lo

chandni tha ki ghazal tha ki saba tha kya tha

chale the yar baDe zoam mein hawa ki tarah

chaman mein iKHtilat-e-rang-o-bu se baat banti hai

Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai

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