Favourite patients
4 surgeons sat around discussing their favourite patients type.
1st surgeon: i like operating on librarians. when you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order.
2nd surgeon: i like operating on accountants. when you open them up, everything is in numerical order.
3rd surgeon: i like operating on electricians. when you open them up, everything is color coded.
the 4th surgeon: i like operating on politicians.
the other three look at each other in disbelief.
he continues: because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and the butts & brains are interchangeable.