Ek Raat Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghus Aaya

Ek raat ek ghar mein chor ghus aaya, khatpat sun kar malik ki aankh khul gayi. malik: “kaun hai?” chor: “miyaun” malik: “kaun hai?” chor: “miyaun” malik: “kaun hai?” chor: “abe saale billii hai billi“

Ek Raat Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghus Aaya

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
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KHirqa-poshi mein KHud-numai hai

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le dam-e-nigah-e-yar aaya

ले दाम-ए-निगाह-ए-यार आया

mast hun mast hun KHarab KHarab

Ek Raat Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghus Aaya

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