Bapu ek jyotish k paas kundli dikhane gaya.
jyotish: tera naam raghubha hai?
bapu: ji maharaj.
jyotish: tujhe 2 ladki & 1 ladka hai?
bapu: ji maharaj.
jyotish: tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hai?
bapu: haa, oyye.. tum to antaryami ho!
jyotish: agli baar aana,
to kundli lana; ration card nahi.