Army training ke dauran.
officer ne mukku se pucha: 'ye hath me kya hai?'
mukku: "sir, banduk hai...!"
officer : "ye banduk nahi! tumhari izzat hai, shaan hai, ye tumhari maa hai maa.!!"
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,
phir officer ne dusre sipahi mahesh se pucha:
"ye hath me kya hai?"
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,
mahesh: "sir, ye mukku ki maa hai, uski izzat hai, uski shaan hai
aur hamari aunty hai aunty..!"