9.00 : *beep beep*..
msg received... salary credited to ur a/c
me:yipeeee..
9.01 : *beep beep*
home emi auto debited..
9.02 : *beep beep*
car loan emi auto debited..
9.03 : *beep beep*
credit card bill auto debited..
9.04 : *beep beep*
phone bill auto debited..
9.05 : *beep beep*
electricity bill auto debited..
9.06 : *beep beep*
lic emi auto debited..
9.07 : *beep beep*
medical insurance emi debited..
9.08 : *beep beep*
your a/c. babaji ka thullu