Rajnikant in school:
teacher: homework kyun nhi kiya?
rajni: sir, light nhi thi
teacher: to mom batti jala lete
rajni: sir, maachis nhi thi
teacher: machis kyun nai thi
rajni: pooja ghar me rkhi thi.
teacher: to wahan se le aate
rajni: nahaya hua nhi tha
teacher: nahaye kyun nhi thy
rajni: pani nhi tha sir
teacher: pani kyun nhi tha?
rajni:sir motor nhi chal rahi thi.
teacher: arre mere baap.. motor kyun
nai chal rahi
thi ?
rajni: sir bataya to hy light nhi thi