A simple way to impress any girl:

Great people talk about things.
Small people talk about other people.
And legends never t.......

Cover the hood of your victim's car with think plastic sheet, tucking the edges well under the hood so that it's not visible in first instance. then paint some funny graffiti or message on the plasti.......

I'm on a mission. A mission: To avoid you; To forget you;
To not to talk to you;
To not t.......

Can you read fast in English?
My
A my;
They my;
They the.......

You're such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there .......