A man dies.. in heaven he sees alarge wall
full of
clocks..!!
he asks angel: “what are these for?”
angel answers: “these are lie clocks,
every
person has lie clock!
whenever u lie on earth, clock moves..!!”
the man points towards a clock n asks:
“whose clock is this??”
angel says:
its mother teresa’s.. it never moved,
showing that she never told lie..!!
then the man asks:
where is indian politician’s clock???
angel replies:
that’s in our office …
we use them as table fan..!!