Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend

Late-night conversation:
girl: chal bye, mom .......

Girlfriend: hi!
pappu: hi!
girlfriend: are you free?
pappu: sure enough.
gir.......

Pappu: aunty hum mil kar fruit chat ki dukan khole?
aunty: beta lekin custmor.......

Why underwear is named langoti in hindi?
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Pappu: dad, i want to be like you.
santa (feeling proud): that's so nice, son. so you wan.......

Pappu: dad, what purpose condoms are used .......