Farts are just ghosts of the things we eat!

People ofteN say that they were
cheated iN Love.

But what they forget.......

The kids of this generation get marks like this, these days:
99.4,
99.5,
99.......

When a Marwadi gets kidnapped:
Marwadi: Bhai, Please Ek Baar Meri Ghar Walon Se Baat Karwa .......

Pajama and Palazzo are actually brothers... Only thing is Pajama studied in Municipal School and Palazzo .......

Boy: Will you be my Valentine?
Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help y.......