Top three warning sounds you hear when you mess things up:

Last night, i accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pi.......

One day a wife of a hunter found him with his lover. she took a gun and aimed it at her husband's testicles.
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A share broker caught his wife in bed with her boyfriend, shocked he asked his wife,.......

A good wife tries to s.......

I'm not saying my wife is ugly but...
she's just been next door to .......

My wife and i were having an argument last night. i was right about something and she .......