A wise man once said you should treat your woman like a vacuum cleaner

One day a wife of a hunter found him with his lover. she took a gun and aimed it at her husband's testicles.
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A share broker caught his wife in bed with her boyfriend, shocked he asked his wife,.......

My wife and i finally became sexually compa.......

Wife: what shall i make today?
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I was so excited when my wife texted me that she wanted to be on top tonight.
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