The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you

Boy: 2+2 is 4, 4 +5 is 9, i can get into yours but you can't get into mine.
girl: .......

You have one advantage over me, .......

If i wanted to hear fro.......

Being gay is fine. being bi-sexual is fine. being stra.......

Your iq is so low that you .......

Govt employees are like sperms,
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