Santa came home bleeding with torn clothes.
ghar walon ne poocha kee hoya, kanjra?
santa: almari banan vaste phatte le ke main bus vich chareya te phatte floor te rakh ditte.
ik bibi uste pair rakh ke baith gayee. jado mera pind aaya, main bas bibi nu inna hi kya... " chal bibi, latta chak, phatte chakiye"!