Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki, to aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki, happy holi.
Admi apni bivi k samne muth mar raha tha. bivi apni ch*ot pe hath ferte hue boli haaye ram, samne washing machine hai or koi hath se kapde dho raha hai !
A/c ka gulal, tax ka rang, costing ki pichkari, audit ki bhang,it ki thandai, aur fm ka jaam,stdnt ki satrangi toli, aur law ki rangeen boli, happy holi.
'call ko kolavari se phale* chikni ko chmeli se phale* rock ko star se phale, aur aapko 1 din phale*!!! happy holi!!!
Papa bete se- tum shadi kb kroge? beta = mein to shadi holi ko kruga? papa = wo kyo? beta = kya pata holi offer m 1 k sath 1 free mil jaye.
Red* blue* green* purple* orange* pink. choose any colour. now close ur eyes n feel d color on ur cheeks. this is holi in sms style!** happy holi **
Hawao ke hath arman bheja hai, ntwrk ke zriye pegam bheja hai, furst mile to kabul kr lena. "hamne" apko sbse pehle holi ka ram ram bheja h. happy holi.
Khuda kare har sal chand ban ke aaye din ka ujala shan ban ke aaye kabhi door na ho aapke chahere se hansi ye holi ka tyohar aesa maheman ban ke aaye.
"god" se aapke liye wish kiya h aap se dur hoke aapko"mi$$"kiya h yad rahe is 17 march ko "holi" hai humne sabse pehle aapko"wish"kiya h "happy hol¡i"
Khuda kare her sal chand ban ke aye, din ka ujala shan banke aaye. kabi dur na ho aapke chehre se hansi. ye holi ka tyhor aisa mehman banke aaye. happy holi
Radha ka rang aur kanha ki pichkari, pyar ke ran se rang do duniya sari, ye rang na jane koi jaat na koi boli, mubarak ho apko rang birangi holi.