You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back!
The dietitian told me peanut butter is healthy if I eat it with something low-calorie, so I chose a spoon!
I came in this world to become a millionaire and eat lots of food. Till now I have eaten lots of food only!
Doctor: You have this serious disease. Me: Oh no. Doctor: But don't worry you can cure it with a healthy diet and exercise. Me: OH NO!
I really don't understand why some snacks are "fun-sized", there's really nothing "fun" about having a smaller portion of food!
The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So I didn't just "lay in bed and watched TV all day", I traveled very far!
In Gym: Boy: Okay, so how do I get in shape? Trainer: You need to eat less and exercise more. Boy: Please stop joking, I am serious!