Women do not Belch Women do not Snore, and Women do not Fart. Therefore: They must Bitch, or they will Blow Up!
7 Stages of a Woman's life: Infant Baby Miss Young woman Again young woman Always young woman Forever young woman!
Women's magazines are so funny. 1. You're beautiful and perfect just the way you are! 2. How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days?
Girls! Girls! Girls! An Autowallah asked for a fare of 20 bucks but the 3 girls commuting together insisted him to charge 30. Why? . . . . . . . Because 20 can't be divided by 3!
W: Wonderful Mother O: Outstanding Friend M: Marvellous Daughter A: Adorable Sister N: Nicest Gift To Men From God
When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything's wrong; And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything's wrong!