Lady: i want to order a soup.Waiter: madam, we have clear soup and gst soup.Lady: what is gst soup?Waiter: it is not clear!
Idea is merging with vodafone.Chances are that abhishek bachchan Would lose his job to a dog and you think that your life sucks!
Wife: my husband has swallowed his pan card, by mistake. Please do something immediately.Doctor: get him to swallow his aadhar,Both need to be linked before i attempt anything!
If you think 2016 was the worst, Let me remind you that getting the change of rupees 2000 note Won't be easy in 2017 either!
Today's reality:Gabbar: kitne aadmi the?Kalia: sirf do aadmi, sardar.Gabbar dropped everything And ran to the atm!
I got a call from hr consultant. She asked me, "are you looking for a change?"I said, "yes i have rs. 2000 and want change."I don't know why she disconnected the call!