Stop Scratching Scott's Skis, Stop Scratching Scott's Skis, Stop Scratching Scott's Skis, Stop Scratching Scott's Skis!
While We Were Walking, We Were Watching Window; Washers Wash Washington's Windows With Warm Washing Water!
Untwirling The Twine That Untwisteth Between, He Twirls, With His Twister, The Two In A Twine, Then Twice Having Twisted The Twines Of The Twine, He Twitcheth The Twice He Had Twined In Twain!
Whether The Weather Is Hot. Whether The Weather Is Cold. Whether The Weather Is Either Or Not. It Is Whether We Like It Or Not!
A Tutor Who Tooted The Flute, Tried To Tutor Two Tooters To Toot, Aid The Two To The Tutor, Is It Tougher To Toot, Or To Tutor Two Tooters To Toot!
Tomorrow's Yesterday is Today, And Yesterday's Tomorrow is Also Today. But Today's Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today, So Tomorrow's Today is Today's Tomorrow!