One man had a child 1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you? child said ping pong ball 2'nd b'day- father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball 3rd b'day father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball 4th bday father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball 5th bday father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball 6thb'day father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball 24th bday father- what gift you want? son - ping pong ball he got married at honeymoon wife-what do u want? husband-ping pong ball 25th bday wife - what gift you want? husband-ping pong ball 26th bday wife - what gift you want? husband-ping pong ball 27th bday wife - what gift you want? husband-ping pong ball his kids become 15 yrs old 40th bday kids- father what gift you want? father - ping pong ball 41st b'day kids- father what gift you want? father - ping pong ball 42nd bday kids- father what gift you want? father - ping pong ball 79th b'day kids- father what gift you want? father - ping pong ball time for his death all the people from whom he took ping pong ball (like his wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time? he said give me a ping pong ball then i will tell you... then those people gave him a ping pong ball he said when i will be extremely near to death then i will tell during those last moments when he is about to die everyone reached him and asked tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always? he said. i asked for a ping pong ball on my every b'day because.... .... .... and he died... before he could tell the reason... what a tragedyyy! what a tragedyyy!!! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? now don't look at me like thissssssssssssssss????.. why should i suffer alone receiving this? :p
♣love story♣ 1 ladka or ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the, bad-qismati se wo ladka mar gaya marne ke baad ladke ne ladki se kaHa- ek wada tha tera har wade ke piche tu milegi mujhe har gali har darwaje ke piche par tu bewafa nikli ek tu hi na thi mere janaze ke pichey, ladki boli-- ek wadatha mera har wade ke piche me milugi tujhe har gaji har darwaje ke piche, par tune mud k bhi na dekh, ek or janaza tha, tere janaze ke piche..!
Result agar achcha ho maa- bhagwan ki kripa hai papa- beta kiska hai dost- chal daaru pite hai ↓↓↓ result agar bura ho:- maa- aag lage is mobile me papa- laad pyar ne bigaad diya hai dost- chal daaru pite hai ↓↓↓ b.day parti par:- maa- jug-jug jiye mera lal papa- hamesha aage badho dost- chal daaru pite hai ↓↓↓ love me fail hone par:- maa- beta bhul jao papa- are mard ban dost- chal daaru pite hai ↓↓↓ moral of story:- duniya badal sakti hai par sachche dost nhi... ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓
{!!! aakhir itne bade kyu ho gaye hum !!!} ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ wo bhi kya din the, ↓↓ jab mammi ka pyaar. aur papa ka kandha, ↓↓ na paiso ki soch, na phatur ke sapne, ↓↓ n kal ki chintaa, na zindagi ke kunde, ↓↓ per ab kal ki hai chintaa, aur adhure hain sapne, ↓↓ sapno ko thundhte-thundte kaha kho kho gaye hum, ↓↓ aakhir...... itne bade kyu ho gaye hum...!
♥ love story ♥ ladka aur ladki car me khamosi se ja rhe the.,.. ladki 1 letter ladke ko deti hai.... ladka letter padhne se pahle hi ladki ko kahta hai, mujhe ab tum se pyar nhi hai. mai tumhe chhod raha hu. achanak ek tez raftar wali car unki car se takra gayi, ladki usi waqt mar gayi, "aur" ladka bach gaya, phir.., ladke ne wo letter khola, to uske aankhon se aanshu gir pade, us letter me likha tha. jis din tum mujhe chhod dogo, usi waqt hi mai mar jauogee !! "love is life"
Mujhse kaha ishwar ne mat kar intjar is janam me uska milna namumkin hain. maine kha agle janam me to mumkin hain. usne kha pachtayega. maine kha dekhte hain, tu meri rooh ko kitna tadpayega. usne kha chod use, chal tujhe jannat ki sair karata hu, maine kha aa dekh mere yaar ka muskurata hua chehra tujhe jannat zamin par najar ayegi, til-mila-kar usne kha, mat bhul ki tu hain to ek insaan hain, maine kha mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur sabit kar ki tu hain bhagwan..!♣
Kehte hain 1000 saal pehle husn aur mohabbat aapas mein dost the. . . ek raat dono saath baithe the. . . ke itne me chaand nikal aaya. . . mohabbat ne chaand ki tareef kar di. . . yeh baat husn ko nagawaar guzri. . . uss ne mohabbat ki aankhen nocch li. . . bas uss din se mohabbat andhi. . . aur husn zaalim ho gaya hai....!♣♣
♥ india/bharat♥ kabhi noto ke liye mar gaye, : kabhi voto ke liye mar gaye, : kabhi sheela ki jawaani ke liye mar gaye, : kabhi jalebi bai diwaani ke liye mar gaye, : kabhi fb par like share ke liye mar gaye, : kabhi jaati-paati ke naam par mar gaye, : kabhi sarkaar ke kaam par mar gaye, : kabhi ham aapas me do gaz-zamino ke liye mar gaye, : hote aaj veer bhagat singh to kehte... yaar sukh-dev rajguru, ham bhi kin kamino ke liye mar gaye...!!
America se santa ka ek dost india gumne aaya. american: “ye kutub minar kitne din mein bana hai?” santa: “ek mahine mein” american: “ye hamare mulk mein to 2 hafte mein ban jata hai” thoda aage jane ke baad phir puchha. american: “ye lal kila kitne din mein bana hai?” santa: “sirf do hafte mein” american: “hamare mulk mein to 3 dinon mein ban jata hai” taj mahal ke paas se guzre to american ne puchha. american: “ye taj-mahal kitne din mein bana hai ?” santa: “main khud hairan hoon ki kab bana, kal shaam ko to nahi tha“.:d:d
Ek cheeta cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak e325K chuha wahan aya aur bola. chuha: “bhai chor do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho ye jungle kitna khubsoorat hai” cheeta chuhe ke sath chal diya, aage 1 hathi cocaine pi raha tha. chuha fir bola: “bhai chor do nasha, aao mere sath, dekho ye jungle kitna khubsoorat hai” hathi bhi sath chal diya, age sher whisky pine ki tyari kar raha tha. chuhe ne use bhi woi kaha. sher ne glass side par rakha aur chuhe ko 5-6 thappad mare, hathi bola: “are kyu maar rahe ho is bechare ko?” sher bola: “is kamine ne pichli baar bhi bhang kha kar mujhe teen ghante jungle mein aise hi ghumaya tha“
♣love story♣ 1 ladka or ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the, bad-qismati se wo ladka mar gaya marne ke baad ladke ne ladki se kaHa- ek wada tha tera har wade ke piche tu milegi mujhe har gali har darwaje ke piche par tu bewafa nikli ek tu hi na thi mere janaze ke pichey, ladki boli-- ek wadatha mera har wade ke piche me milugi tujhe har gaji har darwaje ke piche, par tune mud k bhi na dekh, ek or janaza tha, tere janaze ke piche..!
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