Things that didn't exist the last time england reached the semi-finals: iphone facebook google amazon android twitter instagram ipod yahoo youtube snapchat spotify tesla skype uber airbnb bitcoin fitbit emojis ipad and croatia!
Russia vs croatia match was more like a match between punjabis... terevich, merevich, edevich, odevich, sabdevich and bichovich!
I stopped a bloke in the street and said, "can you help me? i'm looking for a rubbish tip?" he replied, "germany to win the world cup."
I hate people who dislike football but go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin it for everybody else! i hate these referees!
It is our culture that teaches us to respect everything and not to touch anything by our feet. otherwise, india would have been number one in football. but we are used to pulling each other's legs, which is why we are so good at kabaddi!
Poland squad for world cup: bialkowski, fabianski, szczesny; bednarek, bereszynski, cionek, glik, jedrzejczyk, pazdan, piszczek; blaszczykowski, goralski, grosicki, krychowiak, kurzawa, linetty, peszko, rybus, zielinski; kownacki, lewandowski, milik, teodorczyk pick anyone for a strong password!
After a long day on the course, an exasperated golfer turned to his caddie and said: "you must be the worst caddie in the world." "i don't think so", replied the caddie. "that would be too much of a coincidence."
Years ago, when men cursed and beat the earth with sticks, it was called witchcraft. today, it's known as golf!