Pick Up Lines Messages

This is your cell phone operator. we just found out you''re too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. thank you

It''s not my fault i fell in love. you are the one that tripped me.

If i had a rose for every time i thought of you, i would be walking through a garden forever.

Is your name gillette? ... coz you''re the best a man can get.

Excuse me, i just noticed you noticing me and i just wanted to give you notice that i noticed you too.

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

I think i can die happy now, coz i''ve just seen a piece of heaven.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Hello. cupid called. he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

If i could be anything, i''d love to be your bathwater.

Can you say constantinople backwards? me neither, but i just wanted to ask.

You are so beautiful that i would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.