One liners Messages

I found a spider living in my keyboard.
It's OK, It's under Ctrl!

What do calenders eat?
Dates!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy bear!

What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhoea!

What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso!

What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot!

What did the Thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
He thought his wife was a flake!

What did the hamburger name it's baby?
Patty

What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks!

What did Bacon say to Tomato?
Lettuce get together!

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?