What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? an egg!
What is the computer's favorite food? microchips!
What do you call a whale with no pants on? free willy!
I use to date a tennis player... but love meant nothing to her!
Q: who cleans the bottom of the ocean? a: mer-maid!
What do you call a laughing piano? yamahahaha!
What's a vampire's favourite fruit? a nectarine!
What's green and not very heavy? light green!
Did you hear the rumour about butter? well i'm not going to spread it!
I can give you one vegetable joke about onions. but that's shallot!
I've swallowed a dictionary. it's given me thesaurus throat ever!
Why did the joke about the roof get no laughs? it went over their heads!