For the first time in the history of mankind, kids are taking their parents for vaccination! #covid19
Due to the increasing incidence of vaccine selfies on social media, the govt. has decided that the second dose will be on the buttocks!
Billboards thanking modi ji for the covid vaccine have been put up in canada. billboards thanking modi ji for cooking gas have been removed from some petrol pumps in india. the science of political equilibrium!
Breaking news: mumbai's underworld has threatened to go on an indefinite strike. they are opposing the government's entry into their profession!
Newton's 4th law: corona virus is directly proportional to educational institutions. it increases after the submission of the fee and decreases at the time of exams and remains constant at other places!
People over 45 can get the vaccination from 1st april. this has caused grave concern amongst women who've been in their late 30's for the last ten years!