Finally, it has happened! after decades 'beer' is now cheaper than 'petrol'. now, there will be a new slogan - just drink; don't drive!
One day while in heaven, mahatma gandhi went to god and enquired what was the status of the three monkeys? the god replied: they were all very happy. the blind one has become judiciary, the deaf is now the govt. and the mute are citizens!
March, april, may remdesivir - not available oxygen cylinders - not available hospital beds - not available june/july shimla - sold out! mussoorie- sold out! manali - sold out! spirit of india
Somewhere between burqa of secularism and the khaki shorts of communalism... people have completely forgotten to wear the "hat of wisdom"!
breaking news: the temperature at more than 44 degree celsius in north india beats the number of congress mps in lok sabha!
Why punjabis can't have > 2 kids: 1. new car every 3 years 2. vacation every 3 months 3. new ladies suit every 3 weeks 4. same old wife for life! 2 kids:;url=http://www.totaltashan.com//post/u/messages/English/News and Politics/why-punjabis-cant-have-2-kids-news-and-politics/")'> 2 kids: http://www.totaltashan.com//post/u/messages/English/News and Politics/why-punjabis-cant-have-2-kids-news-and-politics")'>
To all of those planning to quickly travel before the third wave sets in. . . . . . . bro, you are the third wave!
2014 indian general election results: now the parents would be in a dilemma whether to send their kids to a tea-vendor to make them modi; or send them to an iit to make them kejriwal!