Money Quotes Messages

Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.

There are several ways in which to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.

We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.

We have profoundly forgotten everywhere that Cash-payment is not the sole relation of human beings.

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession.

It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price.

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

Money often costs too much.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer.