If love means never having to say you're sorry, Then marriage means always having to say everything twice!
Situation of every husband is like a duck: above the surface, look composed and unruffled, below the surface paddling like hell!
I salute to all men who choose to be adventurous... a few join the armed forces & fight for the nation, others get married & fight for their survival!
A terribly jealous wife used to inspect her husband every evening when he came back from work. the smallest hair discovered on his coat would lead to the most frightful scene. one night, finding nothing, she burst into tears and cried, "even bald women now!"
Thanks to technology, the only crush left in a couple's life, after marriage is... . . . . . . 'candy crush'!