The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world.
Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
Some people will believe anything if it is whispered.
Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water.
There's no such thing as nonexistence.
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport, the Terminal ?
Criminal is a guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.