It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.
Nobody listens unless you swear every other word.
A barking dog never bites... while he's barking.
Make your life a mission, not an intermission.
Things always look better when you can't see them.
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
A joke never gains an enemy, but often loses a friend.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Don't just learn the tricks of the trade. Learn the trade.
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.