If a woman says she's wrong, is she still wrong?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Why is it that the winner of the Miss Universe pageant always comes from Earth?
If someone owns a piece of land, is he the owner of it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Where there is no will, there's litigation.
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
Bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.
If you hate haters, do you become a hater?
One who lives in a glass house should change clothes in the basement.
When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
Without a happy frame of mind, you can't be the picture of health.
Happiness can't buy money.